EL POETA TONTO

 What do WE Like about a band from Nashville, Tennessee known as THELMA AND THE SLEAZE?  First off WE Love The Name! Second and more importantly is that the band rocks hard with a powerful sound! The vocals are on the money. The songwriting is also a shiny key! "Pain" is a kick you in the Nalgas number that reminds US if Deep Purple! This All-Female band brings a kick to it! Excelente Rating!

 WE were trying to make pancakes and they turned out as biscuits. Kitchen accidents. What is no accident is how Awesome 38 SPECIAL is!  This Southern Rock Band does not get the recognition they deserve. A kid from Maryland turned US onto them back in Junior High School in the 1980s. WE have been fans since then! "Hold On Loosely" is one of OUR favorites! The band has a signature dound you can pick out once you dive into their catalogue! Rated Mighty Excelente!

 WE tried Grapefruit Crush and loved it! Nice On  Ice !  Nice and Cold! It had Toronja on the bottle.  Spanish for Grapefruit. A+Plus Rating!

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 A hot nasty day in the Rio Grande Valley of South Texas deserves cool music! Say Hello To Motley Crue Monday! "Shout At The Devil" is appropriate given the hellishly hot temperatures in the Lone Star State!

 Chet Hivers is the name WE gave a squirrel that likes to use OUR truck as a stepping stone to reach Anacua berries from a tree. Summer is in first gear as WE battle not to lose the Dublin Ranch in Mission, Texas. Greedy younger siblings of OUR 93 year old Mom want US off the property so they can sell it. They Have made clear she shouldn't get any money. Threats against her have forced US to increase security. So WE have been less online. WE are back in the saddle. Say a prayer for US or send good vibes OUR way. Thanks.